Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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