D3 body, D1 cock
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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