she was so not down for the gang bang
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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