We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
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I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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