so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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