My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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