He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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