So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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