Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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