Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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