Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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