hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Randomize
