About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
we're making bets on your personal life
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You were trust falling into bushes
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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