We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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