It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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