Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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