With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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