I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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