what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
This is the prime rib incident all over again
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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