Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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