who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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