While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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