yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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