your room smells of hookers.
And success
my sisters under your porch take her home
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
false alarm, still single
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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