Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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