haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
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