He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
Randomize
