Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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