Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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