9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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