Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
