You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
4 words: hood of his car
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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