She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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