he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
