sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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