Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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