dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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