in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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