Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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