Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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