I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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