But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
