Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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