Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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