So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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