after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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