I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Drunk is not a location!
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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