wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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