Kiss
Puke
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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