Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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